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FB&A at a Glance

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Year Formed :  2002

2007 Revenues :  Under Investigation

Employees:  5 or 6

At Frank Brownstone & Associates, we know that a company is only as good as the people running it. That's why in the wake of recent regulatory investigations so unfairly targeted at our company, we've made changes.*

We've assembled one of the top executive management teams that money could buy to chart our new course and restore your trust. The senior management team at Frank Brownstone & Associates has over 250 years of combined life experience.

 

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OUR PEOPLE MAKE THE DIFFERENCE

Tony Mendoza ~ Bass Secretary; Assistant VP Vocal Division

Tony Mendoza has relied on his highly trained legal mind extensively in his song writing and bass guitar playing.  While on stage, satisfied customers have often remarked that they can see Tony mouthing and sometimes even diagramming syllogisms on set list sheets.  In 2004, Tony wrote a watershed law review article detailing how bass players are systematically discriminated against by music critics and even the garage bands they play in.  He is an active member of the Bass Players Rights League, a lobbying group advocating worldwide for the rights of bass players.

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Steve Hurinenko~ Chief Drum Pilot

Steve Hurinenko brings experience from the aviation, music, and cutlery industries, providing our customers with an incomparable resource for all of their wants, needs, and desires. Thanks to his pilot training, Steve achieves quality results through endless repetition. Steve also puts customers at ease with his "off-beat" humor which he incessantly pounds into the heads of customers, fellow employees, and his management colleagues through a collection of movie one-liners and inside jokes.

 

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Ben Connelly ~ Chief Guitar Officer (CGO)

Ben Connelly is Frank Brownstone & Associates only specialist. Guitar is what he does, and he does it well. Unlike the other members of the group, Ben has wisely narrowed his avocation to music, efficiently parlaying music and guitar playing into successful teaching, recording, and songwriting careers. Ben has hit the ground running after being named to the management team at FB&A after an exhaustive nationwide search for the Company's CGO. One of his first major initiatives will be revamping the Company's pension and profit-sharing plan.

 

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Garth Morrisette ~ Pres - Vocal Division; Assistant VP Guitars

Garth Morrisette brings an array of business and musical experience to serve your listening needs.  Both an economist and a songwriter, Garth weaves together inextricably related concepts from the musical and economic worlds.  For example, Garth pioneered research regarding how the law of diminishing returns applies to the musical concept of the reprise.  Garth spends his spare time contemplating the mysteries of the universe.

 

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Dan Lipschultz ~ General Counsel; Keyboard Technician

Dan Lipschultz is an anomaly in the music industry. He plays from the heart and he's a thinking man's player. When it comes to music, Dan can balance matters of the heart and mind on the head of a pin. He's that kind of player.  He's that kind of man.  Often, one has to listen really close to hear the subtle variations in his style of playing from night to night. His variations may be subtle, but his intent is clear...bring down the house with his playing and defend the Company from frivolous lawsuits.

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Carlos Mendoza ~ Senior Associate - Saxophones

In late 2005, FB&A engaged in an exhaustive nationwide search for a senior associate to manage its horn division. FB&A found Mr. Mendoza snoring in his easy chair watching Monday Night Football, and that was all they needed to see. They hired him on the spot. Mr. Mendoza also supervises the company's hair care division.

 

 
*This statement by no means whatsoever should be construed as any admission of wrongdoing by Frank Brownstone & Associates management, employees, agents, or independent contractors.

©2008 Frank Brownstone, LLC