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~ Frank Brownstone*

Buy FB&A’s debut CD - First Annual Report to Investors today! 

*This statement should not be construed, in any way, to represent that FB&A is guaranteeing our product or that you will enjoy this record, and we do not accept responsibility, in any way, for any for any problems or situations that arise for you as a result of your nonenjoyment of our record, now, and for ever more, here in the United States, as well as the entire world, and the galaxy and the universe.  At any point in time, if alternate universes are confirmed to exist, this general statement of limited liability extends to any sales or use of our product in such alternate jurisdictions.  If for certain reasons, you are not happy with your FB&A CD after listening to it (at least once), please contact our customer service department at this CDsucks@frankbrownstone.com to lodge a complaint.   Our customer service department will contact you as soon as they get back from playing golf and will work with you until you've derived some value out of your investment.  90 percent of our customer complaints are solved simply by turning your stereo off, inserting a CD that you like, and turning your stereo back on again.  Please do not call our customer support center until you have tried this.

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